On Encountering Jean-Claude Van Damme |
by Andrew Barker
He swayed across the dance-floor, stumbled, spastic of step, myopic of eye. Wrapped in a shell-suit, sneakers swaddling feet like a new-born baby’s mittens. This man was not young when I was no longer young. This man was famous for a while. The most famous man in Belgium. Each step a Frankenstein parody, a mockery of the man he was thought to be. Until, hosing down the urinal bowls, his protector appeared and called “Jean, we have to go.” “No. No. No. I want the bitch. I want the bitch.” His underwear adjusted by his bouncer he bowled broken-backed to the dance-floor.
And the film he’d make that month was seen by less Than this late night entertainment, to the amused But strangely impressed. |