Instructions for the Housewarming Party |
by Regine Cabato
Hang the bagua in an appropriate place. Position the mirror to reflect the shapes of the eight traits. For example, the grandfather
clock in the living room. Its shape assuming that of a family: tall, narrow, upright. Place a pink sheet
over the mattress. You must avoid glue and the workshop. Hang the piece for his career there. Leave the piece for marriage
in the kitchen. Remove all artwork depicting wild animals, save one dragon but make sure he is in the same room as the phoenix. Do not
let the pearl in his claw face the window or door. Open all the windows in the room where the grandfather died. Feed his ghost by leaving
a trail of rice leading outside, so he evacuates the house. When the guests arrive, bow politely. Keep your posture; do not dwell
on the absence of your husband. Be careful not to give yourself away. Make sure all windows and doors close easily.
When the party is over, sweep all dust inward until it reaches the center of the house. It will bring you luck. |