by Amalia B. Bueno
Recruit, persuade, horse trade and line up your troops On Saturday all of you helping me make 500 lumpia for Boyet’s baptismal party. 9:00 bright and early, no excuses. Be there and be ready to work. I already told the kids next door they are coming. You going get kankanen treat for helping out.
Organize according to skill and commitment Chop these green beans slanted, thin but not too thin like this. This much carrots only because it will be too sweet, do not grate. Chop like skinny matchsticks like this. Do not bite the ends of the bean sprouts, Pull and snap, I said. What you think this is, kalua cabbage? Cut ‘em like cole slaw thin, long, graceful.
Be the boss of everything Everybody get your wrapper, no no no Put in the middle, pile it, not too much. Roll roll tuck tuck roll fold over pull roll again close tight, tight. Tight like this. Good. Keep going, only 300 more to go.
Reward and punish accordingly If I see you lick the ends fo’ be funny you not going be laughing. Out, out, you. You are finished, go home Charlie Chaplin with your fat cigar nobody going like eat any of that. Wow, all pau that’s 600. Pick a present from the basket over there.
Apply lessons to real life. Repeat. And how are you to going to finish everything. You are not using your coconut shell. Stop daydreaming and look at what’s here. You the leader. They are listening. Keep going, keep going. Treat yourself when all done.
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