Don't Eat (or 'Ten Things I'd Find in Arthur Leung's Fridge') |
by Suzanne Hermanoczki
1. Watermelon She cuts the sei gua or watermelon into cubes and blends them into liquid then drinks it down in one big glass gulp.
2. Turtle Jelly They say, turtle jelly's good for your skin makes you younger, until you're a baby, practically a foetus with a thick hard shell.
3. Chocolate Square, slab-shaped, rectangular - angular. A heart, in a box tied with a ribbon. Melting in your mouth, your hand. Too bitter too sweet.
4. Chicken 'Chicken legs!' You shout at her purple skinny legs with knock-knees. 'Chicken skin!' You say about her blue lips and pimples running down both arms 'n legs. 'Chicken!' You shout, 'Go cross the road or somethin'!'
5. Sashimi Fish sliced, cut raw. Orange. White. Pink rimmed. Lying next to Deep red on a bed of cut flesh.
6. Duck Duck! Ouch! Why'd you do that for? What for? Hit me. I didn't mean to. But, you did. I didn't mean it. But you hit me - Sorry. In the face. I think you broke my nose! Let me see. It's not broken. You liar! Lun yeung! What? I said duck!
7. Herbal Tea She filled the empty pot with boiling hot water and watched the little flowers float to the top.
8. Prawns He went off, like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
9. Crabs Try to catch them, but they run away sideways, always sideways except the soldiers – who run straight at you, clipping their claws.
10. Wine She smiled, with red stained teeth and wine stained breath.
He had to turn away. |